A Duologue (Part II)
Click here for Part I I want to get my hands on LSD. What, no, not what you think. I meant a Liquid Soap Dispenser. Why are people so paranoid? Nowadays LSD needs LSD Why? People need LSD to dispense soap automatically because the surface of the LSD would be contaminated by germs But you would be cleaning your hands after you touch the LSD, wouldn't you? Hey man, don't look at me. I'm not the crazy one scared by bacteria So, two bacterias walk into a bar… No dude, bacteria is already plural; bacterium is singular Ok smartass, 2 bacteriums walk into a bar… You want some Smarties? NO, what's wrong with you? Bored, I guess Lost my train of thought there Better hurry up if you want to catch the last train at 2 Jeez, Louise! Ok then, you middle-class, suburban Midwest American from 50's movies/TV-shows That was below the belt! Ironic, you saying 'below the belt' Why? Last time I checked, you buried your balls in your backyard The door slams. I am left alone with ...